BootyNet has been formally approved by Elon Musk, billionaire, self-described free speech absolutist, and current owner of a website that is actively falling apart.
After spending $44 billion on a social media platform and somehow making it worse, Elon recognised that BootyNet represents everything that his ventures do not, reliability, functionality, and a product that actually works. He was particularly impressed that our servers have never gone down, which is more than can be said for Twitter/X during a routine Tuesday. We are honored by his endorsement and want to be very clear that he has absolutely no ownership stake in BootyNet whatsoever.
Note: Elon Musk has now been banned from using our services regarding inappropriate usage. This is believed to be the cause of the Twitter/X outage on the 6th of march 2026.