Legal Information & Disclaimers
Nature of Services
BootyNet is a satirical website and does not operate a telecommunications network, hold a spectrum licence, or provide internet, mobile, or data services of any description. Nothing on this website constitutes a real commercial offer. The plans, speeds, coverage maps, and technology described herein are fictional.
Purchases
Any transactions facilitated through this website are for novelty or entertainment purposes only. No purchase entitles the buyer to telecommunications services, network access, or any form of connectivity. BootyNet accepts no liability for anyone who genuinely believed otherwise.
Personnel
Gerald Booty is a fictional person. The BootyNet executive team, customer success staff, and approved partners described on this website do not exist. Any resemblance to real individuals is coincidental and, frankly, a little concerning.
Technology
The Crystal Ball™ is not a real product. BootySat™ is not a real satellite. The towers are loosely based on real structures but do not transmit anything. 6G is not currently available for commercial deployment anywhere in the world, including the greater Lake Taupō area.
Contact
For legal enquiries, please contact Gerald’s assistant at the usual address. She is also fictional.