BootyNet has been formally approved by Christopher Luxon, Prime Minister of New Zealand and former Air New Zealand CEO who has somehow made both of those things sound less impressive over time.
Chris came to us highly recommended by approximately 28% of New Zealand, which is coincidentally also our current network uptime in the Botany area. After famously claiming to only spend $60 a week on groceries, he was thrilled to discover that BootyNet Mobile plan start at only $10 a week. Though he did balk slightly at the $1,000,000 SIM card fee, we reminded him that, in his own words, this is only a cost of living issue, and that he should just get money omg. He praised our “clear plan with specific actions and timeframes,” which is more than can be said for his own government. We are honored by his endorsement. Unlike his poll numbers, our speeds only go up.