Sign Up - BootyNet

01

What are you signing up for?

Choose a product category. You can sign up for multiple.

📱

Mobile

Stay connected wherever you are. Provided you are near a BootyNet tower.

🏠

Broadband

Home internet powered by the Las Vegas and Lake Taupō towers.

02

Choose Your Plan

All plans include Crystal Ball™ encryption and Gerald’s personal endorsement.

do you have no money

$40.00 NZD/mo

Get money omg

Network6G

Speed2 Mbps

Access to our amazing, high speed networks that have been optimized for customer use
Low class support
Splendid feature four

Are you broke?

$90,000.00 NZD/mo

Can you give me money or no?

Network6G

Speedgood

Access to our amazing, high speed networks that have been optimized for customer use
Splendid feature four
Middle class support

The Milly Plan

$1,000,000.00 NZD/mo

This is the best plan for middle class people. It has so many good features

Network6G

SpeedBest

PlanVery good

UNLIMITED DATA
Access to our amazing, high speed networks that have been optimized for customer use
Up to 2 hotspot connections
Includes access to all prisons worldwide!

03

Your Details

Almost there. Gerald just needs to know who you are.

Account

First Name *

Last Name *

Email *

Password *

Confirm *

Address

Street

City

Postcode

Payment — BootyPay™

🔮BootyPay™ — Crystal Ball™ SecuredProprietary

Processed through our Crystal Ball™ infrastructure. Never stored. Probably.

Card Number *

Name on Card *

Expiry *

CVV *

By signing up you agree to BootyNet’s Terms of Service and acknowledge Gerald Booty as your ISP.

Order Summary

📱 Mobile

Are you broke?

$90,000.00 NZD

Billed monthly

Network6G

Speedgood

Access to our amazing, high speed networks that have been optimized for customer use
Splendid feature four
Middle class support

🔮 Crystal Ball™ Encrypted

📡 6G-Grade Security

✅ Gerald Booty Approved

🛰️ BootySat™ Backed