Sign Up - BootyNet

01

What are you signing up for?

Choose a product category. You can sign up for multiple.

📱

Mobile

Stay connected wherever you are. Provided you are near a BootyNet tower.

🏠

Broadband

Home internet powered by the Las Vegas and Lake Taupō towers.

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Choose Your Plan

All plans include Crystal Ball™ encryption and Gerald’s personal endorsement.

Teeny tiny broadband

$30,000.00 NZD/mo

This is something amazing just waiting to be installed

NetworkFiber

Speedprolly good

Access to our amazing fiber network
Our amazing dail-up speed routers (must use)

BIG Broadband

$90,000.00 NZD/mo

Users of BIG Broadband should be heavy users who are all alone

NetworkFiber

Speedpretty good

Access to our amazing fiber network
Linksys WRT54G router (must use)

Well BootyNet!

$100,000.00 NZD/mo

This is the best broadband plan for everyone who isnt broke

NetworkFiber

Speedvery good!

Access to our amazing fiber network
The brand-new BootyBox Radiate (available on request) ($500/m)

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Your Details

Almost there. Gerald just needs to know who you are.

Account

First Name *

Last Name *

Email *

Password *

Confirm *

Address

Street

City

Postcode

Payment — BootyPay™

🔮BootyPay™ — Crystal Ball™ SecuredProprietary

Processed through our Crystal Ball™ infrastructure. Never stored. Probably.

Card Number *

Name on Card *

Expiry *

CVV *

By signing up you agree to BootyNet’s Terms of Service and acknowledge Gerald Booty as your ISP.

Order Summary

🏠 Broadband

Well BootyNet!

$100,000.00 NZD

Billed monthly

NetworkFiber

Speedvery good!

Access to our amazing fiber network
The brand-new BootyBox Radiate (available on request) ($500/m)

🔮 Crystal Ball™ Encrypted

📡 6G-Grade Security

✅ Gerald Booty Approved

🛰️ BootySat™ Backed