Mobile
Stay connected wherever you are. Provided you are near a BootyNet tower.
do you have no money
$40.00
NZD/mo
Get money omg
Network6G
Speed2 Mbps
- Access to our amazing, high speed networks that have been optimized for customer use
- Low class support
- Splendid feature four
Are you broke?
$90,000.00
NZD/mo
Can you give me money or no?
Network6G
Speedgood
- Access to our amazing, high speed networks that have been optimized for customer use
- Splendid feature four
- Middle class support
Most Popular
The Milly Plan
$1,000,000.00
NZD/mo
This is the best plan for middle class people. It has so many good features
Network6G
SpeedBest
PlanVery good
- UNLIMITED DATA
- Access to our amazing, high speed networks that have been optimized for customer use
- Up to 2 hotspot connections
- Includes access to all prisons worldwide!
Broadband
Home internet powered by the Las Vegas and Lake Taupō towers.
Teeny tiny broadband
$30,000.00
NZD/mo
This is something amazing just waiting to be installed
NetworkFiber
Speedprolly good
- Access to our amazing fiber network
- Our amazing dail-up speed routers (must use)
BIG Broadband
$90,000.00
NZD/mo
Users of BIG Broadband should be heavy users who are all alone
NetworkFiber
Speedpretty good
- Access to our amazing fiber network
- Linksys WRT54G router (must use)
Most Popular
Well BootyNet!
$100,000.00
NZD/mo
This is the best broadband plan for everyone who isnt broke
NetworkFiber
Speedvery good!
- Access to our amazing fiber network
- The brand-new BootyBox Radiate (available on request) ($500/m)