BootyNet has been formally approved by daddy Donald himself
Following the utter failure of Trump Mobile, the fully American owned and operated cell provider, Trump has decided to test out BootyNet. He was impressed by the “reliability of our butt technology” and has since made BootyNet his primary internet provider at Mar-a-Largo, Palm Beach, and whatever courthouse he is visiting. After years of being banned from various internet platforms, Donald knows how important a stable connection is. We are honored to have him on our team and, unlike his last adventure into telecom, we actually work.
Note: Donald Trump has now been banned from using our services regarding inappropriate usage.