Just a little disclaimer

If you provide an email address (e.g., during a novelty checkout), it’s used only to send order confirmations or respond to inquiries. It is not sold, shared with third parties, or used for marketing. You can request deletion at any time by contacting [email protected].

This site uses anonymized analytics (Umami) to understand traffic patterns by country. IP addresses are never stored; they’re used momentarily to determine general location, then discarded. Standard server logs (used for security and troubleshooting) may retain IP addresses for up to 8 weeks. These logs are not used for analytics or marketing.

This site uses session replay (Umami) to record how visitors interact with pages, clicks, scrolls, and cursor movement. Approximately 15% of sessions are recorded, not all traffic. Form fields are masked and not captured. Recordings are retained indefinitely, as our self-hosted platform has no built-in mechanism for automatic deletion. As this data is anonymized, we generally cannot isolate or remove a specific individual’s session on request. Session recordings and log data are not actively linked to individual accounts, though in principle a logged-in user’s activity could be correlated using account login timestamps. We don’t do that. Nobody at BootyNet has the time, interest, or staffing (see: Personnel) to review who was logged in and doing what. Frankly, watching individual dashboard sessions sounds exhausting.

This site uses the Redirection plugin (WordPress) to log 404 errors and redirect activity, including IP address, user agent, and referrer. These logs are retained indefinitely and are separate from the standard server logs described above. As IP and user agent alone often aren’t unique to one visitor, we can’t guarantee we can locate or remove a specific entry on request.

BootyNet does not sell, rent, or trade user data to third parties. Data such as session replays and log data may be used internally, for example, to understand navigation patterns or fix broken links, but is never shared, sold, or monetised externally. This is partly a matter of policy and partly because a dataset of IP addresses, user agents, and page-scroll behaviour from a satirical ISP website is not, in practice, worth very much to anyone outside it.

All visitors are checked against IP address, general location, and user agent as part of normal request handling. Location is determined using Cloudflare’s IP geolocation and a local MaxMind GeoIP database. Visitors on outdated or unsupported browsers are redirected to unsupported.bootynet.org. Visitors matching other access rules (e.g. known bad actors, abusive traffic) are redirected to forbidden.bootynet.org, and these events are retained in the same redirect and error logs described above. BootyNet does not block traffic by country, yet.

BootyNet uses 6 external services

These are:

• Cloudflare (see Cloudflare usage)
• AWS (see AWS usage)
• Phare (see Phare usage)
• Automattic (see Automattic usage)
• Tailscale (see Tailscale usage)
• Purelymail (see Purelymail usage)