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Teeny tiny broadband
30000$ / 1 Month
and a $9,000 sign-up fee
This is something amazing just waiting to be installed
- Access to our amazing fiber network
- 1mbps Download
- 1mbps Upload
- Our amazing dailup speed routers (must use)
BIG Broadband
9000$ / 1 Month
and a $9,000 sign-up fee
Users of BIG Broadband should be heavy users who are all alone
Everything in the Teeny tiny broadband plan, plus
- 10mbps Download
- 0.5mbps Upload
- 10GB of data
- Linksys WRT54G router (must use)
- Splendid feature four
- Delightful feature five
- Stunning feature five
Well BootyNet!
10000$ / 1 Month
and a $9,000 sign-up fee
This is the best broadband plan for everyone who isnt broke
Everything in the BIG Broadband plan, plus
- Unlimited speed
- Unlimited data
- The brand-new BigBooty Router (available on request) ($500/m)
- Splendid feature four